Los Zocos Club Resort

Avenida Islas Canarias 15, 35508 Costa Teguise, Lanzarote Spain
3 star hotel

Overview

Ratings summary

Brilliant
958
Good
792
Average
338
Poor
100
Awful
54

Rating by feature

  • 4 room
  • 3.5 pool
  • 4 beach
  • 4 service
  • 3.5 dining
  • 3.5 amenities
  • 4 value
  • 3.5 food
  • 4 cleanliness
  • 4 location
 

218 Traveller reviews from Holiday Watchdog

Cockroach motel

1
Awful
by

"Within 10 minutes of arriving we were back at reception requesting another apartment, because the smell of urine was horrendous, the reception staff were very helpful, gave us another apartment without any problems - this wasn't much better, still smelt, but at least it wasn't of pee! The funiture was tatty, the apartment was carpeted throughout but was smelly and grotty. The maid service was o.k. but they failed to change our towels during our stay and the bed linen was only changed on one occassion. On day 2 we had a visit from a huge cock roach, it ran down the wall in the kitchen, it had come out from the cooker hood, discovered a further 15 in there and needed to have the apartment fumigated. While sitting in the club we were amazed to see the cock roaches running around peoples feet and across the dance floor. Our son had an even closer encounter when one ran up his leg. We didn't appreciate finding 2 inch cock roaches in the bedrooms either, our family would never return there not even if they paid us. The worst holiday experience ever!!!!"

Holiday details

  • Travel date: Thu 10th of June 2004

it was great, ignore the wingers

4
Good
by

"just got back, after reading the latest reveiws whilst we were there, i feel they are very harsh. we went with our four kids [15,13,9,4], were in block 3. it was very tidy as was the whole complex. every morning you could look out and see numerous staff [very friendly and helpful i hasten to add] cleaning and tidying the complex ready for another day. we went for a relaxing holiday, and that is what we got, no pressure to join in if we didnt wish, but always asked if we would like to. the food was a bit repetitive, but how are they ment to cater to everyones tastes, if you dont like it you can always go to the numerous restruants very close by. we done the island hopping tour, it was very good but take plenty of bags for those with weaker stomachs as it was a bit choppy on the way back [one and a half hours as you stop to see the fish].
overall a good time had by us all, take no notice of the previous "victor meldrews" you are on holiday after all.
finally you must visit the aqaupark [3euros by taxi, you think ours at home have "attitude" try them, I DARE YOU] by the way mind the breeze, its like a "fan-oven", cooks you quick if you know what i mean "ARRY" hope you have a great time, as we did"

Holiday details

  • Travel date: Wed 9th of June 2004

Awful - simply awful

1
Awful
by

"We went to Los Zocos with an open mind based on other reviews and hoped we would have one of the better experiences, but this was not to be. Despite e-mailing a month before departure requesting block 3 we were put into block 2 which was simply awful, dark, dirty, smelly, grotty, grimy. Asked to move on Friday morning but there was nothing availble until Monday so we had to endure 4 nights in an apartment that felt as if it was crawling.

Moved on Monday and there is literally no comparison between the two apartments. Block 3 is 100% better even if there was still a smell.

Kids Club - forget it - none of the activities seem to take place and are replaced by something else. Farewell bash on Wednesday was a perfect opportunity for my husband and I to let the kids go here and us to go out for dinner. Another "non event", replaced with a mini disco (unsupervised!!!!). Kids club reps were not a bit nice.

Glad I wasn't "all inclusive" - food looked and smelled awful.

Best part the Soccer School - our boys went three days and only for this they would have had no proper holiday.

Entertainment - "BUTLINS"

This complex has potential even someone could see it.

Will go back - NEVER!!!!"

Holiday details

  • Travel date: Mon 7th of June 2004

Gross Zocos!

1
Awful
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"booked 2 weeks all inclusive - came home after 1st week!. Food disgusting, complex filthy, room ok but managed to get into block 3 - blocks 1 & 2 cockroach infested. Pool and grounds not cleaned once when we were there, rubbish flying around. If you leave your door open or towels on balcony they will be sprayed with cat pee within the hour! Building work commenced 1st June - we knew nothing about this not did other guests. Food hall is being extended and this is happening right next to the pool area. The resort is quiet and dropping to bits, loads of derelict shops. Ate out 5 nights out of 7 as food in complex so bad - there are some brilliant restaraunts there thank god. Andy the First Choice Rep deserves a medal. Every day there were people lining up to complain to him and he did his best to help! Have been to Lanzarote 4 times and would never go back after this one. Will let you know if First Choice offer any compensation for the dreadful week!"

Holiday details

  • Travel date: Mon 7th of June 2004

worst ever holiday

1
Awful
by

"the all inclusive menu was very repetative,we ended up eating out for our second week.thepool bar was hired out for private funtions forcing people to use the main bar, that was alright if you are into the hi de.hi sing along thing. we would never go back to this complex"

Holiday details

  • Travel date: Sat 29th of May 2004

Fantastic

5
Brilliant
by

"So good we are returning in July.
Fantastic food, facilities and even the children seemed less of a pain.
Highly recommended."

Holiday details

  • Travel date: Mon 24th of May 2004

Thumbs up

2
Poor
by

"Went to Los Zocos end of April, thumbs up to the animation team, without their commitment there would have been no entertainment at night. There was a wide choice of food but it was always cold.

Had a good time though, thanks to the A-team"

Holiday details

  • Travel date: Sat 8th of May 2004

nine adults week away, no kids!

5
Brilliant
by

"Just got back from Los Zocos, excellent holiday, no complaints at all. Rooms were great, food was excellent weather great {for time of year} Away without any kids, brilliant complex, great if you have kids lots to do for them. Maid service was first class and deserves a mention, Helen!!! Rooms overlooking pool at new block, lovely and quiet if you haven"t got the kids. The boulevard bar is a must on a night nice and quiet and relaxing, service brillant, friendly staff who wait on you at your table. Lively entertainment round about complex and out and about especially Cactus Jacks a must see on a tuesday night! Dont miss the catamaran trip excellent day out, sunday market is just for tourists not locals, still good day out. Fantastic holiday would definately recommend for adults and a family holiday. A holiday is what you make of it."

Holiday details

  • Travel date: Sun 2nd of May 2004

los greatos

5
Brilliant
by

"just got back from los zocos. we are a family of four our two sons are aged 9 and 12 and we had a brilliant fortnight at los zocos. we went self catering but after one week we decided to take p the offer of all inclusive for one week and that worked out great we had the best of both worlds-sampling the wonderful restarants ....The cutty sark, Blue Dolphin,Cactus Jacks and shui ln kok are all worth a visit. we hired a car for a day and toured the island which was stunning and cheaper than going on the oganised week. The second week was excellant. We could not fault the hotel food even my picky 9 year old found plenty he liked including sunday dinner. The entertainment for both children and adults was next to perfect. If you have football mad children i would recomend the soccer school put on by first choice, you have to pay more but it is worth it. We had one week when the children had gone back to school in the uk so the hotel was not busy but the two yong lads that ran the football sessions, Gee and Paul still put on a one to one class for my boys which was one of the highlights of there holidays. My boys both enjoyed the entertainment package put on by the hotel including taking parts in the evening musicals. All in all we a a holiday we will not forget."

Holiday details

  • Travel date: Sat 1st of May 2004

It Was Aight

3
Average
by

"It was ok for the sun and jus chillin' but its mainly for family's!!! and for people in there late teens there aint a lot of girlz trust me!!"

Holiday details

  • Travel date: Sat 24th of April 2004

Viva Los Zocos

5
Brilliant
by

".
The Los Zocos is amazing its lovely and clean and the food was great. This complex has two pool areas one a quiet one which I loved as we are a couple with no kids with us on this trip although I would recommend the Los Zocos for families and couples. The room was lovely and had obviously recently been refurbished to a decent standard. Room service 7 days a week. Main dining room was spacious well planned and had a good choice of food. They also offer two other restaurants which we did not use as we were more than happy with the main area. Staff were good and reception staff especially helpful and very courteous. The Los Zococs had nightly entertainment which we did not go to but we did not find it intrusive or noises what a great place the Los Zococs is for relaxing and enjoying the sun."

Holiday details

  • Travel date: Thu 4th of May 2017

Rating breakdown

  • 4 Location
  • 3 Beach
  • 5 Room
  • 5 Pool
  • 5 Service
  • 5 Value
  • 5 Food
  • 5 Cleanliness

Viva Los Zocos

5
Brilliant
by

"I moved to the Los Zocos having been let down at the Bluebay Hotel.
The Los Zocos is amazing its lovely and clean and the food was great. This complex has two pool areas one a quiet one which I loved as we are a couple with no kids with us on this trip although I would recommend the Los Zocos for families and couples. The room was lovely and had obviously recently been refurbished to a decent standard. Room service 7 days a week. Main dining room was spacious well planned and had a good choice of food. They also offer two other restaurants which we did not use as we were more than happy with the main area. Staff were good and reception staff especially helpful and very courteous. The Los Zococs had nightly entertainment which we did not go to but we did not find it intrusive or noises what a great place the Los Zococs is for relaxing and enjoying the sun."

Holiday details

  • Travel date: Thu 4th of May 2017

Rating breakdown

  • 4 Location
  • 3 Beach
  • 5 Room
  • 5 Pool
  • 5 Service
  • 5 Value
  • 5 Food
  • 5 Cleanliness
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  • nichola by nichola

    "lovely place, quiet for familys, loads of restaurants if you venture out "

  • nichola by nichola

    "can't remember what the restaurant was called "

  • worthingtonjenn by worthingtonjenn

    "We loved Costa Teguise "

  • jamiebell by jamiebell

    "Trip up Timanfaya and the Teguise Market on Sunday is not to be missed. "

  • traceypenney2602 by traceypenney2602

    "Lovely location, great weather, beaches not to good for younger children as very rocky being a volca "

  • lmsylvester by lmsylvester

    "Plenty of bars, shop in walking distance "

  • lmsylvester by lmsylvester

    "Browsing around night market "

  • watchbuyeruk by watchbuyeruk

    "GO FOR IT YOU WONT REGRET IT "

  • 3mathers by 3mathers

    "great location, great beach for families "

  • Carly83 by Carly83

    "Lively and great for family loads to do. Will never get bored "

  • MP01 by MP01

    "Yes but it would not be a recommendation. "

  • Craigybaby by Craigybaby

    "go - go -go it's a fab resort "

  • KAS by KAS

    "Good for both all inclusive and self catering "

  • smithysnr by smithysnr

    "Great place for families. Well positioned for everything. "

  • scruff by scruff

    "not for people with no kids.or young couples "

  • loopy11 by loopy11

    "only go if you have kids "

  • A top place to stay by A top place to stay

    "go there, its a great place and cheap "

  • anna11 by anna11

    "Not the most modern resort but lovely beaches and plenty to do "

  • hayleeb by hayleeb

    "you wont be dissapointed x "

  • t by t

    "trust this location exelent "

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