Reviews of Piscis Park Hotel, San Antonio

ok where do i start !! at the beginning i have been going to ibiza since 1994 & fell in love with it previously staying in the HOTEL MARCH & THE BRISA fantastic hotels fantastic staff this year me & my friend decided to book the piscis park or should i say PISSPOT PARK as the locals call it well here the nightmare begins on arriving at piscis park we where dropped of at the bus station with no rep & told the hotel is down the road so me & my friend & a few others had to find it ourselves on arrival we was given rooms keys & cards for entry to the restaurant then we went to our room on the fourth floor what a shithole only one light working in the room you need to be a size zero to get in the bathroom we had to go sideways & we are just curvy girls went to the cupboard to hang clothes it smelt so didnt bother the drawers had fag ash in them so couldnt put anything in there either & we are non smokers so mostly living out of a suitcase the next 6 days but on the 7th day i wasnt feeling well with flu so we decided to have some dinner at around 7pm we left our room & went to bar for a soft drink then had dinner at 7:30pm arrived back in our room around 8pm to find both doors locked as we left them & inside the room had been ransacked they had even had there filthy theiving hands through our underwear we had 2 brand new mobile phones & chargers nicked all our english money & euros nicked digital camera nicked & to add to it since we have been back have received phone bill of 485.00 pounds which is mostly spanish calls to same number the insurance is currently dealing with but on top of everything this holiday has caused nothing but stress to me & my friend lisa who has also posted here we went to reception and complained but they said we couldnt use phone in the end they gave us 2 euros to phone thomson helpline wowee as we had no cash left all thomson says have we got anyone back home to help after many calls from family having to ring us back on hotel phone we managed to get some cash sent if not we would have had no water etc i have travelled all the over the world & even stayed in poor countries but i have never been robbed or felt as unsafe as what i did in this hotel i have to say the bar staff & dj where great the rep was very unhelpful & so was reception staff i seriously think there is a scam going on inside this hotel when you go for your meals you have card which is scanned so staff know whos not in there rooms every nite someone would knock on door we wouldnt answer & we wasnt told of ticketsellers & robberies till after this incident had happened this hotel looks good in the brochure but believe me it isnt its dirty & full of nasty people so dont go there we want answers & we wont give up till we get them thomson has our 8 pages of complaints so we are just waiting for a reply please take this hotel out of your brochure i wouldnt want anyone to go thro what me & my friend have & still are going thro trying to sort this mess out they did move us to 3rd floor 2 doors away from a scots couple who had also been robbed of cash mobile phones same hour same day we really felt unsafe after that & wanted to go home but it would have cost more money which we didnt have this hotel is so noisy full of drugs & pissheads out of of control there was a few normal nice people but many im a party animal myself but this hotel wasnt for me definatly wont be goin back again never ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome to piss pot park.thats wat its known for in ibiza.if you wanted 2 be robbed,drugged,woke up all hours of the night.this is the holiday for you.it certainly wasnt for us.we will never be going back to that [--] and horrible hotel again.i wouldnt go there if u paid me.watch the hotel staff.this hotel should be closed down and taken out of the brouchure.along with the staff.

I was worried about how bad this hotel was going to be after looking on this website, but after spending a week there i am defo going back. Staff were great, location couldn't have been better, and loads of very cool people. I wouldn't go on holiday with my girlfriend or children there but if you are young and single it is great. The breakfast was ok too, just needed to be microwaved before you ate it! We would normally have it as we were getting in from a night out! Rooms were cleaned daily, pool was nice and the view was good. If you want a quiet/cool room get one at the back. I would recommend taking a small fan and your own pillow.

ITS A BLOODY BUMP!!i would never be going to that shit hole again!

staff was rude!blood up the walls dirty as well broken glass bottles out side are room along with a table. the next day there was a broken bed outside someones room...someone also had a used comdom on there door that was pretty sick! rooms was a dump...it had nothing in there for a start so u couldnt even have a snack or a drink!well not a cold one!it was bloody pants!!...we only booked b&b but never touch the food the smell put me off and it was all open and not covered up!

we had a crap view of the bins and buses how nice!

no sleep at all...crazy people everywhere! you think the staff would clam it but no!the staff didnt no alot really!

i wouldnt trust nothing in the room!never leave any money or anything in there!

dont let any1 into your room as well and never buy any tickets off any1 at your room!they just wont a look in your room to see what they room when they sell you fake tickets!and they will no your out the room at what time and day!

you could never take children there its not safe!trust me!!

reps are ok could done abit more..as really wasnt happy there...its really pissed me off to waste my money on a holiday that was shit and i could of got a car out my money!!

ITS SHIT DONT GO THERE THE PHOTOS MUST BE ABOUT 10 YEARS OLD!BECAUSE ITS VERY VERY RUN DOWN!

THOMSON SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE THIS ON THERE WEB SITE NEVER BE GOING WITH THOMSON AGAIN!!

WASTE TIME TRUST ME!!

hi i spent 11nights at this hotel had read the reviews before going and was slightly worried. should not have worried. the hotel was quite basic but was clean and room was tidied everyday.You get what you pay for was noisy but at the end of the day who goes to ibiza to sleep. meet some cracking people in the hotels bar which will be staying in contact with. all in all a great holiday.

Piscis Park September 21.09.2008 – 26.09.2008

We booked our holiday through Travel Republic beginning of September for the 2 of us (both females 25). Paid £200.00 each for Room only basis.

When we first arrived the Receptionist was reasonable. Gave us our room key (351). Room was very basic, basically just a bed, bathroom and balcony. We didn’t have any chairs on our balcony asked but unfortunately none arrived. Our view from balcony was the bus station and just some cheap backstreet hotels. As we got chatting to the receptionist she got to know it was our b.day and arranged for us to move rooms to sea/pool view room which was quite sweet. I think in the brochure it says sea or pool view but it is actually bus station view or sea/pool view. The first bathroom was fine but the 2nd one was abit scabby and had ho holder to hold the shower thing on.

The pool is very small, not many sun beds and what sunbeds there are are all crammed together. Some of the balconies are right are really close to the pool almost sat on it. It must be manic in Peak season. Didn’t eat here as there are lots of places outside the hotel to eat. Maids changed our linen every day.

People have commented on the staff being rude but I think it boils down to them basically not knowing much English. You talk to them, and even basic things you ask them they look at you like you’re on another planet. How they got their jobs I don’t know!

I will admit it was abit noisey but expected in IBIZA so cannot grumble. It’s the guests that make it noisey not the hotel! Although some mornings the maids were really noisey.

As people have mentioned location is good. Beach is foot steps away. I wouldn’t say perfect if you like your pubs rather than your clubs as West End is about 15 min walk! Very close to Es Paridise and Eden. Es Paradise is amazing inside, didn’t like Eden that much was just like our Liquid back home! Went to Privellage for Tiesto which was amazing, travelled by bus.

I would stay here again as think we had a bargain and sure there is allot worse out there. If you are lucky enough to get sea/pool view you definitely wont regret it! Just one more thing if you do go ahead I would not book transfers through travel agent/website get the bus as its a 2 minute walk. Also don’t think we would do this time of year again as rained and was overcast constantly 3 out of the 4 days and was actually quite chilly. Although that’s just me allot of people came to go to the closing parties and were having the time of their lives!!! Eden and EsParadise were very quiet even at 3 in the morn they were empty, try to get your wrist bands for free entry down the West End otherwise it’s like 40 Euros on door. Think they only give these out end of season though.

Enjoy!!!

Hi there i have just got back from ibiza & stayed at the piscis park hotel i had a wicked time its so lively no good for people who like there sleep but hey your on holiday! its close to all the pubs & clubs & the beach there is also boats near by to take you to other beaches if you need to get away & chill, Theirs a dj playing tunes near the pool its amazing if you love clubbing then i would definatly stay here! were booking up to go again in a few weeks its that good.

I,ve just arrived home after a week in Ibiza with the lads, We arrived at Piscis park at approx 11:30 so we thought get bags in and enjoy afternoon on beach / bars etc, once at reception it was total confusion nobody seemed to know what was going off and was very unorganised.



We was then told room will not be ready for 2 hours, so we left to a nearby bar for drink etc and returned, we was then told another 2 hours, by this time the we was all p**sed off, we finally got key and has we walked down corridors we discovered why the hotel was a bit cheaper than others, people everywhere gurning, sick & blood on floor, doors open with music that was shaking walls, you felt like you had just walked into a crack den in america or something along them lines.



We then got in room and what a mess, shower hanging of wall, no toilet seat, no chairs on balcony, stains on so called "clean bedding" (yeah right), I could go on and on just basically very dirty & scruffy + 0 cupboard space or coat hangers had to live from case.



But I thought oh well im in ibiza and here to get hammered etc so be ok, I then went to get safe key with hotel being full off mad heads didnt want to risk getting robbed, so went to reception to discover they had lost key, or previous people had taken it home with them??, so we had to wait to have lock changed the following day, then whilst stood there a young lad was there reporting his window had just been smashed?? I just knew from start this was going to be a bad choice of hotel.



Im not a mardy **** and believe me I like a good session better than anyone (and did), but this place is just horrible, if you did want a quiet minute or night if was feeling rough think again, we had people all dancing in corridors, bottles etc smashing on balconys, dickheads singing till 07:00 " who let the dogs out" "woof" "woof" just little muppets probably on there first holiday who can't hack beer.



I've got a 5 year old son and if I had gone here with him I would of gone home after first night, PLEASE DO NOT BOOK THIS HOTEL IF GOING WITH CHILDREN, OR IF YOU WANT A GOOD HOLIDAY.



HOPE THIS SAVES AT LEAST 1 PERSONS HOLIDAY.

DO NOT STAY HERE!



8 of us girls stayed in this hotel for 2 weeks. On the 3rd night one of our rooms was entered while we were out & had money and mobile phones stolen. We demanded to move rooms even though there was no forced entry or damage to the door, and they moved us the next day.



On the second week in this hotel both of our rooms, were entered and again, things stolen from on seperate occassions.



We reported each incident to the same two women on reception who were the rudest & most unhelpful staff I have ever come across. They seemed to think it was funny and told us "we don't care!".



Coincedentally, every time we had things stolen was when we had handed in our key at reception before leaving for a night out. And we were not the only ones, almost everyone we spoke to in the hotel had also had things stolen from their room.



There is a serious problem at this hotel. We were told by Thomson reps that there had been complaints practically daily, and that they were taking reports and looking in to it.



LOCATION



The hotel is in a great location, very central. Situated right next to the egg round-a-bout, a two minute walk from Eden & Es Paradis, and a 5 minute walk to the west end. There is a shop right next door, but it's very expensive compared to other places you could walk to.



BREAKFAST



The food was pretty disgusting. I stuck to toast & jam all holiday. Everything including milk & juice looked & tasted like it had been sitting there for days.



ROOMS



Room sizes vary, our first room was pretty small. When they moved us we got a huge room on a higher floor, although the balcony was tiny. The other 4 girls got a room on arrival meant for 4 people, but when they got in it was a double bed and 2 Zbeds in a TINY room, they asked to move & they got a much bigger room, after pestering reception for about 3 days.



POOL AREA



Wasn't bad, although there aren't enough sunbeds to go round. To get one you need to be up at crack of dawn. The bar is quite expensive too. And the DJ is horrendous & shouts in German (or something) all day long. So actually...it wasn't that great!



OVERALL



I have been to Ibiza twice now, and I would let our bad experience in this hotel stop me going back. I would never stay in this hotel ever again & would not recommend it to anyone. Avoid at all costs!

Me & my sister went for 14 days we got there and the receptionist snached our forms out our hand and never said a word. He then booked us in then we got into the 70 year old lift that kept stopping on the way upto our room we got into the room. Floor was filthy the bathroom was horrible no shower bracket so you have to hose yourself down like a dog. We came back to our room after going out and the door was open even though we locked it. The cleaners are lazy just make the bed they dont change sheets as i found out when i had someones name writen on my sheet for 2 weeks. The bar was ok but the limit on drinks was stupid and the drinks are watered down. The food at this hotel is horrible the soup was frozen still. And the chips were just heated up and called chrickles It was a joke the pool was very full and there was no space at all. The lobby was full of drunks asleep. At night all you here is people screaming and running down the hall the hotel is full of adicts and drunks never take a child to this hotel. the only good thing was the view of the bay thats it.



IF YOU LIKE NO SLEEP, AND SICK ON THE FLOORS AND PEOPLE SCREAMING UNTILL 6 AM THEN FEEL FREE TO BOOK. O & we cried the first night as we were so scared we was going to be robbed as people were complaining about been robbed! crap hotel and crap staff dont go here.

When arriving at the hotel all seemed good, went to our room on the second floor and our room looked onto the Egg and beach.

Switched the light on the electricity in the whole room went off, got the moody recepionist who banged the electricity box and this continued to happen every day!

The room was basic, the bathroom was horrible, it didn’t even a shower head bracket so we had to hose our self down for a shower.

The staff are horrible but to be fair they must take a lot of sh*t off people.

The food was horrible and it felt like we were in the 70’s with the hotel deco.

Heard reports of things being stolen but don’t think we would of noticed even if anyone did, our heads were that mashed. Security seem to fly of the handle at the slightest thing and theres no reasoning with them.

I know when you go to ibiza you don’t go for a decent hotel but this took the p! Previously we have stayed in the bay (to quiet and far to walk) and The hotel Brisa which was fantastic, went to Ibiza rocks a few times and this looked like an excelent hotel and the radio 1 party there was amazing. I suggest going to your reps and going on all the nites and boose cruise they suggest and love the café’s, clubs, west end and Bora Bora. For something really nice to eat go to savannahs near Mambo’s, there also a few decent places in the bay.

The position of the hotel is excellent and the pool area is half decent.

well...DONT GO TO THE DUMP ......it was me n my mates first time in ibiza soo didnt no what to expect, we loved the hol it was mega cool but the hotel was appauling, 7 rooms on our floor got robbed in 1 night (2nd floor) aparently there go for floors nearer to the stairwell, they do clean your room every day but the cleaners are crafty so get a safe for your money and valubles, we had run outer 800 euros by the 3rd night there so be prepered. we did leave the hotel a day earlier because we didnt feel safe there, the security would just smash drunk people in the face men and women just for stumblin in at ibiza oclock. no need to what so ever, the security think there the dogs bolloks bcos the have there trunchens, basicaly like a police batton, and they aint affraid to hit you directly to your face. WOULD keep your room key on you at all times bcos theives will go behind the desk, but we are convinced its an inside deal with catering staff and security. i witnessed one of the staff attemptin to get into a room with a chisel.. that was also the last night we stayed there. apart from 2 people dying in 2 nearby hotels that week are hotel was wiked. THE GOOD BITS. lol GO TO CREAMMMMMMM at amnesia it was foooookin amaaazin the best night club in the world easy, when we went there it was EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE HALIWELL rinsin the night life, the vibe was buzzing, _ _ _ _ EDEN was a mint night out aswell with PETE TONG and groove amarda, when he sticks them strobes on BE AWARE, YOU WILL BE SHAKIN WITH EXCITMENT.... this brings me on to >>>>>> ON NIGHTS OUT WATCH OUT FOR THE SPANISH IN CLUBS ESPECIALLY THEY WILL TRY AND ROB YOU, THEY ARE THEIVING PICK POCKETS, THEY WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY, DIGITAL CAMERAS, WALLETS, PURSES, JUST PLEASE WATCH OUT.. THANKS.. SHAUN AND JAMES

I was really surprised with this hotel! I read really bad reviews n got maself paranoid that it was gonna be terrible but it was the opposite! I went with my boyfriend n we had a gr8 time! The rooms were cleaned every day, which was the main thing for us. The food is disgustin tho, we ate out every nite n uve got no trouble finding places to eat. The hotel is slap bang in the centre, 5 min walk to the beach, 2 min walk 2 Eden n Es Paradis, 5 mins to the West End MEGA!! The bad points are the food n the rooms have no air con altho we got a fan so we were fine wi that. It is a loud hotel so dnt expect much sleep! If u get a room at the back of the hotel ur sorted if u want sum rest!



U get what u pay for wi this hotel!

Good hotel if you're looking for a mental holiday. It's mostly full of Scottish boys aged 17-25 and if you're locked out your room you can walk around and just walk into somebody elses room and have a party as most people sit with their doors open. The rooms are very basic and are lacking a AC & Fridge. If they invested in those two things it would be the best hotel on the island by a land slide.



Whatever you do, don't go all inclusive thinking you can survive off the free food if you run out of money, the breakfast they served was absolutely SHOCKING. I wouldn't serve it to a dog and made me sick the few times I ate it. You can get cheese & ham toasties or cheeseburgers, etc at the bar for under 3EUR



The rooms were cleaned daily even if it was a complete mess. They would come in change the sheets, sweep & mop the floor, etc. The cleaners were also very friendly and would have a laugh with you.



We heard lots of stories of people getting robbed. The boys next door to us lost 5k between them. We seen the spanish boys walking the halls looking in the rooms but there was usually always someone in our room and this seems to be a problem with most hotels in Ibiza so you just have to deal with it. The best thing to do is keep your money in your bank and just lift what you need each day.

The hotel was very clean and staff were helpful,basic yes but all u need,clean bedding wen u wanted it also,i will say the food was awful though,very bland and fish every day,also not much choice,especially breakfast time,same every day un fortunately.not much entertainment in the evenings but the pool was great and clean,spent a lot of time there.Did have a fall twice in reception area as did a few people we chatted to,maybe slip mats cud have been useful to guests.