HM Martinique

Martinique is brilliant. I’m 18 so it was perfect for me. Not right next to the strip but close. The staff were a bit rude but I wasn’t really too bothered about them. Watch out for the stupid little security guard!! Funny he is.

I will go back next year. Maga is the best! You do have parties until the next day but you’re on holiday, in Maga so enjoy yourself. Who cares if you don’t get any sleep its one massive party!

Recommended for young people!!!

Best holiday of my life! Do not take kids to this hotel - do not go if you like to sleep and relax!

Most people were getting in between 3-8 in the morning! I probably had 15 hours sleep in the week!

The hotel had hot water a big balcony and a fridge so we didn’t need much else! It was wicked, noisy, busy, and lively! I loved every minute of it! Can’t wait to go again!

The hotel was about 5 minutes from the strip and BCM’S. And was 5 minutes from the beach there was great pubs opposite for hangover breakfasts! And there’s a supermarket onsite which is good!

The pool is massive and there’s enough sunbeds for everyone! GO there if you want the best holiday of your life!

My advice to girls is doing go in large groups arguments will happen!

Only stay here if your in a LARGE group! We stayed here for a stag do in June. If I was to come here for a proper holiday I would walk straight out, it really is that load and rowdy. The rooms are ultra basic and very tired looking, but you do get waht you pay for and it was very cheap in price. One of the group was beaten up on the walk home from town by a couple of Spanish guys so ensure you stick together when walking home, this was not an isolated case as we spoke to some of the workers and local police who said this was going on alot this year.

In summary, I would not go back to Magaluf as the whole resort looks tacky and old. Magaluf is in no way reprasentitive of Majorca which is a top island.

We went as a group of four lads all around age 23. When we got to the hotel we were told that due to maintenance our room would not be ready for another 3 nights.

They moved us to a hotel slightly further out which was ok and it was actually a lot nicer than the Martinique!

When we moved into the Martinique, the room was fairly spacious and we had a decent view and the sofa beds were both very comfy, although the cutlery and plates did not look the cleanest.

We hired a safety box out for 40 Euros for 2 weeks and then had no problems at all with security although we did hear of a few people having problems.

Place is full of people who are 18-20 and just want to party 24/7 which we did as well but there has to be a limit, and when people are hammering randomly on your door and ringing you up at 7 in the morning that kind of pushed our limits!

Also they found it funny to throw anything and everything off the balcony! We did try to go to the pool once but when these young lads were drinking absinthe at 11am and then being sick in the pool with security not bothered we didn’t try that again!

The beach is not far though and has lots of sunbeds as long as u get there in reasonable time! It’s also fairly close to the strip and lots of decent places close by to eat at.

All in all a good holiday but hotel clientele left a lot to be desired! If you’re planning on any sleep at all on your hols try and avoid the Martinique!

we booked to stay in the martinique apartments for 4 nights, there was 16 of us on a hen do, 4 in each room.

when we got there, we were told in no un certain terms could we stay there (despite having paid already!!) and packed off to the trh torrenova in palm nova. their excuse was ONLY OUR ROOMS had "pipe problems". we asked to see out allocated rooms and were not allowed - we think they had let them out for an extra night or double booked, far too convenient that only our rooms had plumbing problems!!

the receptionist was awful, called the hen "mean" because she surprisingly very upset that the hotel we were booked into were not letting us stay there!!

all in all a truly vile experience. to be honest, i think they did us a favour, we were greeted in reception by a group of about 30 men throwing lager all over each other and trying to grope a few of us!! the other hotel was actually closer to the hill and a little ( but only a little!!!) less scary. we all agreed if we had been staying in the martinique no one would have dared step out of the apartment alone!!

i was not very impressed and stayed there for a week if this was one of the best hotels ( i wouldnt call it that its more of a hostel) i would love to see the worst. you had to pay a deposit of 40 euros and 10 euros charge for a kettle and a toaster for a week. lot of noise and a lot of hidden charges for everythin as we was self catering. we didnt get any clean sheets and towels fro the whole week we was there. no room service what so ever.

I was extremely disappointed with the Martinique apartments!

Myself and 6 friends had number of problems such as: bathroom ceiling falling in with water, Cooker broke, Patio doors wouldn't lock or shut, Water stopped working, Toilet stopped flushing, and air conditioning wouldn't work.

We complained to the staff who would get it fixed but they were extremely rude! We got our room cleaned once out of 7 days and the maid was very aggressive to one of my friends and refused to give us clean towels.

I understand the hotel is an 18-30's but we had people banging on our door at 5-6am every day and night and on 1 occasion someone walked into our apartments and walked straight into our bedroom until we had to scream to get him out!

The apartments also have no security as they hand out your apartment keys to anyone. You walk up to the desk and say...'Can I have room key ..... '' And they give you it without checking who you are!

We didn't feel safe as our spare key had gone missing as the staff had handed it out to some random person! I recommend you don't use these apartments as they are so loud and dirty and the security is disgraceful! You do not feel safe at all!

Group of 10 lads stayed here in June. Was ideal for what we wanted just somewhere to sleep in a good location. I think we only paid £10 each per room per night and for that the hotel was excellent value. The rooms had aircon which was the first budget hotel I'd stayed at in Magaluff to have this and makes allot of difference. The rooms were clean and had a large balcony, one complaint which I did have was that in our 5 day stay the cleaner only came once not a massive problem on the cleaning front but they also only changed our towels once but we weren’t bothered enough to complain. The hotel was full of young singles and groups on stag and hen parties I saw one or two families but defiantly wouldn’t recommend the hotel for anyone but groups. The pool was fairly nice but never ate at the hotel. The hotel isn’t the closest to the main bars etc but this was probably reflected in the price but was only a 5 minute walk to the beach and probably 10 minutes to the main strip where all the bars etc are located. Plenty of places to eat close by and there are two supermarkets built in to the hotel. The hotel is noisy all through the night, but know what to expect before you go and you won’t be disappointed! Great holiday decent hotel.

Magaluf is the most amazing holiday I’ve been on! I only got back 3 days ago and want to go back there already!

The hotel is clean & tidy, the food, pool and bar are all fine-no problem at all. The only bother we had was on the last night we were trying to get sum sleep because of our early flight home and our door was kicked in by a gang of about 30 men on a stag night who were staying opposite us (they must have seen there was 9 of us girls! Most of them in hotel were men!! So prepare to be outnumbered!)

Location was amazing, so close to everything but still fairly quiet. 'The local' bar over the road from us was the best, Big Dave the DJ is such a laugh, go see him! Nice breakfasts too, very cheap.

If you are not prepared for a noisy and riotous hotel with all night parties and lots of noise, this is not the place to go.

I went with my wife for a week, and by the end we were sick and tired of the constant noise and inconsideration shown by the other 'inmates'.

I say inmates, because if I am honest, I have never come across a bigger bunch of moronic delinquents in all my life, the behaviour of the other 'guests' was disgusting.

I don't mind people enjoying themselves and having a bit of a party, but the evenings on the balcony were just spent listening to the singing, chanting, shouting, and very vocal abuse of anyone walking past all evening long. It goes quiet from about 10pm, but between about 3am and 7am, there was nothing but noise as people came back from the clubs and pubs.

By noise I mean pounding on doors for 15 minutes, fighting, screaming and shouting in the corridors, bottles being smashed, more parties and abuse until they pass out at about 7am. This was every night without fail, and the hotel security seems unwilling or unable to tackle it. I came out of my room several mornings to find ripped up sheets, litter, bottles, drink and god knows what else spread up and down the corridors.

The pool area looks very nice, but again we couldn't enjoy it due to the behaviour of the other guests.

I know Magaluf is party central, we went for a laugh and a good time and to enjoy the pubs & nightlife etc, but unless you are in a stag party or a hen party, do not stay here!

This hotel is not suitable for families or children, or those looking for a good night’s sleep or intelligent conversation, or indeed, somewhere kept clean and safe.

We felt more intimidated and unsafe in the hotel, than we did in the centre of Magaluf in the early hours.

Yes the rooms are big, but basic. It was clean when we arrived, but not cleaned or swept at all, all week. (I expect the maids would be wasting their time if they tried anyway) The balconies are large (ideal to fit about 15 loud drunken idiots onto) and the hotel is central to the beach and town. I felt sorry for the poor staff, who were very friendly, having to deal with what we experienced on a daily basis. The Hotel itself is actually ok; it is the type of guests that stay that spoilt it for us. That’s about the only good things I can say about this place.

I will never stay here again, and I advise anyone who is not hard of hearing, an insomniac and an alcoholic to stay well clear of this hotel!

On the other hand it would seem that loud drunken stag and hen parties where anything can and does go, this is the place for you. You can make as much noise and mess without any consequences at all.