HM Martinique

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We came to Magaluf for a week of party, party, party. We booked this hotel on the internet as is was near the town and the pubs and clubs are in walking distance. So we clubbed all night and slept all day this is what I call a boys holiday. The staff at the hotel thought it was quite funny when we rolled in at 4am. On the whole the staff were ace and had to put up with the boys. Friendly hotel would definatly be going back. See you soon sunny Magaluf. Stevo.

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Ok if you are expecting top notch from a hotel then this probably is not for you.
However I went with a female friend age range we are 27 and 29. For the money we paid I cannot really complain. We had a good fun holiday
Rooms were better than expected and big with big balcony
Drinks alcoholic is only one at a time, however if you are friendly and tip, they can see that you wont cause trouble they will let you take a couple at a time.
foods ok, alot of choice.
NOT FOR CHILDREN as food not served till 8 pm. when little ones will be getting ready for bed. Also very noisy.
pool is clean. Every where else is clean.
staff are friendly and very helpful but will not tolerate any bad behavior. The security guard with a bald head is creepy and a bully, every one we spoke to in the hotel had had a bad encounter with him! we informed reception about the security guard, the last two nights we didnt see him-GOOD.
Weather was great
5-10 minutes walk from the strip. Which was still busy at this time of year. BCM was packed we went to foam party on the wednesday, best night ever, there are about 5 places that stay open till 6 am.
I would stay here again if we got another cheap deal. So please dont have very high expectations for the money you are giving, and dont be put off.

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Just got back from 1 week at Martinique all inclusive. Good cheap hotel, you get what you pay for. Food was adequate but after 3 days did get a little repetative, the evening meal is not until 8p.m. so recommend you take advantage of the snacks at 5pm. which do see you over til evening meal. Meals were a salad bar, soup, breads and various hot foods only downside is the food is not labelled so not sure what your eating. Recommend the Salmon that was beautiful. Paella every night. Snacks were cold meats good variety, pate and cheese with breads.
The all inc bar was not really upto much but even if have soft drinks you get your moneys worth. All the staff were very friendly.
Rooms were nice and big nice to have an apartment with 1 bedroom. Lovely big balcony. TV remote was 4 euros a day unless having for 3 days or more then 3 euros.
Was a nice time of year for this hotel, as not to many hen and stag or young ones.

Just returned from what was suppose to be a hotel.it was a nightmare from the food to the staff were a disgrace. I dont know how they get away with it.the hotel is an 18 30 holiday so everyone is classed the same badly. I actually felt sorry for the younger people in what they were expected to eat.the hotel is filthy and none of there staff really cared.there was no entertainment and you are only allowed one drink per person so you have to both go for a drink.never again and i would warn anyone not to waste your money and holiday in this place.

I had come to Majorca because of the bird life and must say I wasn't disappointed. The wildlife and the local flora and fauna were considerably better than I had expected and I left with hundreds of photos and videos, which I will look through fondly now I am back in the UK. I would really recommend this place to anyone. I am normally afraid of flying but I would definitely brave it to go back again next year, perhaps with a bigger camera and a longer lens. I would recommend this hotel to anyone who is as passionate about ornithology as I am.

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four girls aged 18 stayed at the martinique and i was abit worried about it after reading some of the reviews, but seriously how wrong can you get. The rooms were clean and spacious. Everyone was so friendly can't even say one negative, our room was facing the pool so if you felt like having an early night after hard drinking it was easy to get to smell no noise. i had an absoluty fab time and is booking again for next year!

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Myself and 9 female friends aged 19-22 went to the martinique apartments for a two weeks holiday. The rooms are quite spacious and relatively clean, although they definately do not get cleaned enough as we had to take towels down to reception so they could change them after 3days! Good location to nightlife, 10-15minute walk, 5minutes from BCM and Pirates(which is a must!!, amazing show). The pool is huge with plently sunbeds and music blasting all day, which can get a bit much butgreat as we were on a party holiday. There are a few drunks round the pool area, seen people drinking zambuca and beng sick...not nice lol. But good to sit and get some sun and a dip in the pool. The reps are sleezes and looking to jump in to bed with the next pretty girl, but they will help you if you need it, but dont go on bar crawls as they start way too early when people are still sunning lol. Also DO NOT pay the 180euros for entry to pirates, bar crawls, popcorns parties, foam parties etc as you have to follow their schedule and cant get money back!! uv probably read on a lot of reviews that people get robbed, which luckily never happened to us but did happen whilst we were there. The minute you get to the hotel hire a safe and keep the key on you at all times and you will be fine...a few guys got everything stolen on their first night as they hid their safe key in a sock and the robbers found it!! The martinique has been nicknamed 'the zoo', which it kind-of is lol, its great for a party holiday but just keep your wits about you. One night there were people on eery balcony at either side f the hotel banging pots and pans, very noisy but quite amusing.
Overall if you a group of young guys/girls heading to the martinique dont let this review put you off, just as a reminder to be careful lol. I had one of the best holidays ever here and im sure you will too!!!

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I came back from my friends hen do last week (29th May) had a fantastic time, i was very worried after reading some reviews. Having been there it was great, clean and the staff were very nice, would not reccommend to families, it is definatley for hens,stags and groups.

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Me and 9 other girls all stayed in martinique and were all worried like hell after reading the reviews!
I couldnt believe how much we hit the jackpot! The people there were all young, crazy and up for fun and laughs! The rooms looked fresh out of ikea and the balcony was amazing!
Everything worked, fridge, air con and the hobs which came in handy for our Super noodles ! Also strip is a ten minute walk, and the beach is 5 minutes... I highly reommend the breakfasts...actually all the food at "Tom Browns"
All the staff were really friendly... well one night Steve (the seurity) had a night of and someone else took his place who was a pain and kept trying everyone to turn their music off and came storming in our room demanding that we hand him our ipod.. but we called reception and they told him to bak off!
ANYWAYS this hotel is ideal for anyone who is up for a laugh , mad nights out and if your in constent competition of who can be the loudest!
Only problem is we stayed for two weeks and the lack of sleep caught up so bad haha people are constantly playing knock down ginger and playing football down the corridors (HILARIOUSLY FUNNY THO) so sleep is limited.
ID RECOMMEND IT TO ANYONE

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I stayed here for 5 days in the hight of summer with my best mate, so two girlies! in our 30's (life begins then remember) thought 'what have we done' after reading the reviews on this hotel. Well what can I say, it was spotless for one and the aircon a god send. We has an apartment which was really spacious and had a great big balcony and as we were getting ready to go out, we had the luxury of having an ice cold vodka n lemo thanks to the fridge in our little but everything you need kitchen. We didnt get in until early hrs every morning around 6-7am and never had any problems with roudy gangs of lads or girls and proberlbly the state we were in when we got in, we proberbly made the most noise unintentional though. The staff were extremely friendly and helped us with anything we needed including booking our taxi back to the airport for our return to the UK. This hotel is right near the pirate show, which we went to even though we had been a few years back when with a few other friends and that was really good entertainment although I remember it a little better last time as you do not get a meal included in the price of your ticket but it still includes alcohol, well wine and sangria if that flaots your boat, all in all it was a good night, then from there you can head into the fab and legendary night life of the Luf, just great!!!!!! Bananas and Boomerangs, quality!! Infact we were gutted to go home and wished we had of stayed the whole week, which we will do next year for sure and defo to this hotel, have nothing bad to say about the place, well worth the price.
See you next year, with a few more of us, Magaluf has something for everyone any age its just fab!
Oh ye go to the alcoholic slush bar zacherys palace (I think thats the name)right on the beach front, has wicked vodka strawberry slushes and the most comfy chairs to sit in while watching the world go by. For food try Robinson Cruisos and just a bit further down from that all over looking the sea, the New Pirate bar, food really nice in there and they do a BBQ of an evening.
I want to go now!!!!!