Royal Vikingen Resort & Spa Center

Quite possibly the most dire hotel I have ever had the displeasure of staying in throughout the course of my life.
The rooms were about as big as a large closet and the only good aspect was the air conditioning, which spat water onto who ever happened to be beneath it. The balcony was a whopping 3ft x 6ft, with just enough room for one person and a chair.
The staff were inattentive and some were bordering on rude. This said however, there were a few members of staff who were very friendly and did actually make an attempt to cater for our needs.
By my count, there were about 3 members of staff who spoke a sufficient amount of English to be of any help. The beach is said to be private, which is a bare faced lie, as you will often see locals, people from other hotels, and practically any other type of person you can think of on the 'private' beach.
The food was bland and tasteless, and all members of my holiday party concluded that every single dessert was actually the same type of food just with different colouring.
The animation team were a severe disappointment, with anyone who happened to watch their evening show having to be put on suicide watch. I would not recommend this hotel at all and would advise you to spend your well earned money on a break somewhere else, unless you wish to be severely disappointed.