Aphrodites Themed Lodge Hotel

, Windermere
Longtail Hill LA23 3JD, Windermere, United Kingdom
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Less than full english. Outdoor hot tub whirlpool bath
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3 / 10
Oct 2011, Racheland John

I took my partner here for the weekend for his birthday.... And I felt like I needed to apologise to him when we arrived home! The woman on the front desk had the most miserable face Iv ever seen.... What a greeting arriving at a "luxury" hotel.... I'd pre ordered champagne... more

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10 / 10
Oct 2011, Hubert

Booked online following a last minute decision to take a trip to the Lakes. Of the four rooms available we chose the swiss alps one. Arrived with a very laid back, open minded attitude and were very pleasantly surprised. We were greeted at reception, checked in and then... more

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4 / 10
Jul 2011, Dissapointedtraveller

1 reader found this review helpful

As part of my partner's birthday present I wanted to do something a bit different & fun, so after scouring the web I stumbled upon Aphrodite's Lodge. I booked a one night stay in the Flintstone's Suite as the website looked fantastic. It was £160.00 for a Sunday night -... more

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6 / 10
Jul 2011, ollieandrorys mummy

2 readers found this review helpful

when i was looking around for a fabulous hotel for my partners 40th this one stood out, the themed rooms were amazing looking on the website so i picked the parisian suite which i thought was all white, however isnt, and the pics on the website made the room look alot... more

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5 / 10
May 2011, Ellen

We booked this 1 night break to the Aphrodites without reading reviews...when we had a look at the reviews we couldnt believe that we hadnt checked it out before we booked-we were dreading that the hotel would be awful and that we were about to waste our money on a break we... more

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3 / 10
Aug 2010, Sky

We went for a family break in the Lakes and booked 2 nights at what looked to be from the website, a boutique upmarket hotel. At £120 per night we were expecting a lot more than recieved! The staff are barely competent, the food limited, very greasy breakfast and the rooms massively oversold. My advise would be book somewhere else!

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10 / 10
Aug 2010, DAVE.M

hi, i have stayed at the aphrodites lodge a few times and each time has been the best looking forward to go back to try a diffrent room as i am working my way around the hotel every time i only stay 1 night but i am going to do 2 nighs some time this mounth when i get... more

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2 / 10
Jun 2010, Pav

We came to Aphrodite’s with Unique Breaks. Stayed in the Tuscan room (sorry loft space) Boiling hot room, most squeaky bed we have ever laid in and you’re not even allowed to use the spa bath after 10:30.The toilet was too close to the towel rail, as in you had to stick... more

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2 / 10
Jun 2010, spike

Why can't this hotel see that their web site is misleading? IT IS MISLEADING. Everybody can see this so they should change their site. Every body is saying that the pool is not a short stroll away and the management say it is. WELL IT'S NOT and them keep saying it is wont... more

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4 / 10
Feb 2009, me1977

2 readers found this review helpful

My partner and i booked a `romantic` weekend stay for my birthday, the spa bath didnt work, we had to repeatedly for some assistance and ended up with a work man in our room for an hour, the following morning we left our room at 10am as requested for room service and... more

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10 / 10
Feb 2009, jodi830

We have just got back from a short break in aphrodites lodge it was great we stayed in the chic paris room and i loved every minute of it!! the steam room/ shower was just amazing you could listen to the radio and it was big enough for 2 with room to spare the bath was... more

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1 / 10
Jan 2009, s.e.milnes@btinternet.com

3 readers found this review helpful

We have stayed in many hotels for both business and pleasure and can honestly say this is the worst hotel we have ever had the displeasure of staying in. The hotel is NOT as advertised on your web site, it is NOT a luxury hotel and is most certainly NOT worth £90.00 (or more) a night plus the additional £5.00 for breakfast.

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Very Rude & Would not take my booking
I have not (thank goodness in hindsight) been able to make a booking at this location. I telephoned directly requesting 4 rooms in July for a special occasion. (We are (very) mature students and due to graduate this summer). The women who answered the telephone said they do not take groups, I explained that we are aged between 40-55 years old and wanted somewhere to relax together after our graduation day. We are not a stagg/hen party, nor are we unruly teenagers. This staff member (who claims to be the manager) refused point point and could only be described as rude. She would not listen to the situation in hand and sounded as if she was reading from a rules book. If that is how they treat you on making a booking I imagine it only gets worst when you arrive.

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  • Address: Longtail Hill LA23 3JD, Windermere, United Kingdom
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Hotel AmenitiesHotel Description
  • Continental Breakfast
  • Fitness Centre
  • Free High-Speed Internet
  • Free Parking
  • Restaurant
  • Room Service
  • Suites
  • Swimming Pool
Rooms: 13
Aphrodites Themed Lodge Hotel travel tips from your fellow travellers
  • the italian restaurant is lovely and the boat trips are great - by jodi830
  • wrap up warm if you are going in the winter and try the boat trips - by a fellow traveller
  • Just have fun and chill out - by Hubert

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